Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Everythings Fine – Vintage Floral Decorative Plate
£16.00
A delicate vintage floral plate carrying perhaps the biggest lie ever told.
Featuring soft berries, autumnal foliage, and the reassuring phrase "Everything's Fine", this one-of-a-kind decorative plate is perfect for anyone navigating life with a healthy dose of sarcasm and denial.
Beautifully understated, this piece combines vintage charm with a phrase that speaks to anyone holding it together with caffeine, stubbornness, and the occasional swear word.
A perfect gift for anxious friends, overthinkers, busy mums, exhausted professionals, or anyone whose life is definitely, absolutely, completely fine
🏺 Genuine vintage china plate
🎨 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
✨ One of a kind – once it's gone, it's gone
🏠 Decorative use only
🎁 Includes plate stand
💜 Perfect for lovers of vintage china, dry humour, and pretending everything is under contro
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