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Eat Me - Vintage China Plate
Eat Me – Delicate Dish, Dirty Intentions
£16.00
Out of stock
This 15.5cm fine bone china plate is soft, sunny, and just a little bit filthy.
Featuring a white base, delicate yellow blossoms and green leafy detail circling the rim, it sets the tone like your nan’s best china—until you get to the middle.
There, in bold clarity, the phrase simply reads:
“Eat Me.”
Whether you take it literally, flirtatiously, or somewhere deliciously in-between, this plate is perfect for anyone who appreciates innuendo served on vintage porcelain.
Size: 15.5cm
Fine bone china
White background with yellow florals + green foliage
Central text: “Eat Me”
For decorative use only
Handmade in the UK – 100% unique and unapologetically cheeky
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