Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Dressed Up FOR FUCK ALL - Vintage Picture Plate

Pearls, heels, zero payoff.

£20.00

Out of stock

A dainty young lady dolled up to the nines… for absolutely fuck all. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate flips picture-perfect into pure sass. Equal parts elegant and exasperated, it’s a cheeky reminder that glamour doesn’t guarantee action. Strictly decorative — no fairy-tale endings served here.

👒 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide