Dreaming of Murder & World Domination – Vintage Cat Picture Plate
£20.00
Looks innocent. Absolutely isn’t.
This vintage picture plate features a peacefully sleeping kitten… clearly plotting something sinister. Sweet, soft, and quietly unhinged, it’s the perfect piece for anyone who knows that behind every cute face is a full-blown villain origin story.
Delicate florals, gentle tones, and just enough chaos to make people laugh when they read it properly.
Because some dreams are darker than others
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
🖐️ Hand-altered with original Swears of Joy design
🎨 Bricolage style – vintage artwork with a modern twist
🐱 Perfect for cat lovers with a dark sense of humour
🏡 Decorative piece only – not food safe
📦 Securely packaged for safe postage/shipping
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
💬 Cute, chaotic, and guaranteed to get a reaction