Don't Piss On - Vintage China Plate
the Fucking Seat!
£16.00
The public service announcement your bathroom’s been waiting for.
This hand-altered vintage plate says what everyone’s thinking — in beautiful baby blue script, surrounded by delicate florals and a gold rim. Ideal for anyone tired of living with bathroom bandits or splash-zone offenders.
🚽 One-of-a-kind hand-altered vintage china
💦 Decorative use only – not food safe
🎨 Text in soft blue to match vintage florals
🎁 Perfect for the loo, downstairs toilet, or passive-aggressive gift-giving
🚚 Safely packaged for postage/shipping