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Don't Piss on the Fucking Seat! – Vintage Decorative Plate

£16.00

Some reminders deserve to be a little more direct.

This one-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate says exactly what everyone else is thinking but is too polite to say out loud.

Whether it hangs in a family bathroom, downstairs loo or cloakroom, it's guaranteed to make guests smile... and hopefully improve their aim.


Looking for another bathroom rule? Pair this with my "Wash Your Fucking Hands" vintage decorative plate for a bathroom with a sense of humour.

Like every vintage piece from Swears of Joy, this plate has already lived one life. Now it's ready for its next chapter.

Once it's packed for its new home, that's it.

✨ One-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate

🇬🇧 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🚽 Features the phrase "Don't Piss on the Fucking Seat!"

🖼️ Decorative use only

😂 Perfect for bathrooms with repeat offenders

📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting

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