Don’t Piss on the Fucking Seat – Vintage Blue Floral Plate
£16.00
A beautifully direct reminder for the household, guests, and that one person who definitely needs telling.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features delicate blue florals and the gloriously blunt phrase “Don’t Piss on the Fucking Seat!”
Perfect for bathrooms, downstairs loos, guest cloakrooms, or anywhere a little pretty public service announcement is required.
Sweet vintage styling, sharp Swears of Joy honesty
🚽 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
💙 Delicate blue floral design with soft gold trim
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🚿 Perfect for bathrooms, cloakrooms and guest toilets
🎁 Hilarious housewarming or bathroom gift
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK