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Don’t Move a Muscle… – Vintage Wildlife Picture Plate

£20.00

When keeping perfectly still seems like the only sensible option.

DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE…

Two raccoons, one suspicious situation and a vintage picture plate that definitely knows something you don't. 😂

🦝 Vintage wildlife china picture plate
💬 Don’t Move a Muscle…
✨ One-of-a-kind Swears of Joy piece
🖐️ Handmade in the UK
🏺 Decorative use only
♻️ Vintage china may show signs of its previous life.

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