Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Don't Lose Your Shit - Vintage Trinket Plate

You can!

£10.00

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A gentle reminder… shouted, but politely.

This 11cm fine bone china dish features a muted blue and pink floral centre — soft, calming, and ready to betray you with the blunt advice: “Don’t LOSE YOUR Shit.” Whether used for jewellery, spare coins, or emergency chocolate buttons, it’s the kind of dish that understands your mental state and still expects better.

  • 11cm wide

  • Vintage floral design with a modern meltdown message

  • Handmade profanity = 100% unique

  • Not food safe, but emotionally supportive

  • Display on a desk, dressing table, or wherever chaos brews

For the friend who’s barely holding it together — or the one who already gave up and now just decorates with sarcasm.