Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Don't Lose Your Shit - Vintage Trinket Plate
You can!
£10.00
Out of stock
A gentle reminder… shouted, but politely.
This 11cm fine bone china dish features a muted blue and pink floral centre — soft, calming, and ready to betray you with the blunt advice: “Don’t LOSE YOUR Shit.” Whether used for jewellery, spare coins, or emergency chocolate buttons, it’s the kind of dish that understands your mental state and still expects better.
11cm wide
Vintage floral design with a modern meltdown message
Handmade profanity = 100% unique
Not food safe, but emotionally supportive
Display on a desk, dressing table, or wherever chaos brews
For the friend who’s barely holding it together — or the one who already gave up and now just decorates with sarcasm.
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