Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Don't like me? - Vintage China Plate

Fuck Off. Problem Solved

£16.00

Out of stock

Because life’s too short to explain yourself to people who wouldn’t get you anyway.

This vintage medium plate doesn’t mince words—it screams them in floral perfection. Featuring elegant china trimmed in gold and blooming with delicate florals, it’s a graceful middle finger to unsolicited opinions, judgmental relatives, or any visitor who overstays their welcome.

Hang it, gift it, or just stare at it proudly every time someone tests your patience.

  • Medium-sized vintage china plate

  • Delicate floral design, brutally honest message

  • Hand-finished with permanent waterslide decals

  • Not food safe, purely decorative sass

  • One of a kind — just like your tolerance level