Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Don't like me? - Vintage China Plate
Fuck Off. Problem Solved
£16.00
Out of stock
Because life’s too short to explain yourself to people who wouldn’t get you anyway.
This vintage medium plate doesn’t mince words—it screams them in floral perfection. Featuring elegant china trimmed in gold and blooming with delicate florals, it’s a graceful middle finger to unsolicited opinions, judgmental relatives, or any visitor who overstays their welcome.
Hang it, gift it, or just stare at it proudly every time someone tests your patience.
Medium-sized vintage china plate
Delicate floral design, brutally honest message
Hand-finished with permanent waterslide decals
Not food safe, purely decorative sass
One of a kind — just like your tolerance level
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
What would your Nan say?
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