Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Don't Be Salty - Vintage China Plate
Unless Your Butter
£16.00
Out of stock
Serving up passive-aggression with a side of dairy realness. This vintage plate is perfect for anyone who's ever encountered a keyboard warrior, nosy neighbour, or someone who still doesn’t put their trolley back. The message is clear: unless you're improving toast, keep it cute.
Add this to your wall, your kitchen, or your next dinner party as a polite(ish) warning. You’re classy, but you’ve got standards
Original vintage plate with attitude
– Finished with high-quality waterslide decals
– Strictly decorative: not suitable for food, dishwasher or microwave
– Size: 7 inches Approx
– Minor wear or vintage quirks possible (just like all the best people)
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