Dishes, we meet again you dirty bastards - Vintage Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Fruit around the edge. Fury in the centre. This gloriously sweary vintage plate gives voice to the internal monologue we all have when staring down yet another pile of crockery crimes.
Decorative, not dishwasher-friendly — because she’s not here to help, she’s here to judge.
Stick it above the sink. Gift it to a fellow kitchen soldier. Or just let it scream silently on your behalf.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🍐 Features classic fruit motif and the phrase: “Dishes, we meet again you dirty bastards.”
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — because even rage deserves a pedestal.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.