Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Custom Sass Medium Plate
£16.00
You can choose up to five words and one image idea if you wish, and I’ll work my magic on a piece that’s totally one of a kind.
IMPORTANT:Please allow 5 business days for your custom order to be completed and ready to ship. We will email you photos of the completed plate before it is shipped to you (please check your spam folder as occasionally our emails can end up there).
Our upcycled vintage plates are not intended for food use - for decorative use only
To Create Your Medium "Sass" Plate
Next a custom form will pop up where you can:
Add your custom text to the customisation form (up to 6 words). Enter the text including capital letters, spelling, punctuation etc. Your plate will be made with exactly the words, characters, spelling, capitalisation that you add.
P.S. While I fully support your right to say “fuck” with flair, I don’t make anything hateful, cruel, or discriminatory.
There’s a difference between cheeky and shitty — and I know where the line is.
(Unless you’re a Karen. Then all bets are off. Kidding. Mostly.)
Vintage china plate with your custom sass
Text applied using professional-quality waterslide decals
For decorative use only — not food safe
Do not microwave or put in dishwasher
Size: Approx 6/7 inches (varies slightly as each plate is one-of-a-kind)
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