Cunty - Trinket Plate
£10.00
She’s small. She’s pretty. She says “excuse me” in a tone that means run.
This floral-edged stunner doesn't bother with full sentences — just one word, dropped like a perfume bottle full of chaos.
Perfect for keys, rings, earrings, curses, hexes, or the energy of someone who’s five drinks deep and done pretending to be nice.
She’s not rude. She’s just cunty — and that’s the whole point.
✨ One-off vintage trinket plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🌹 Soft pink florals and gold edging meet a bold, blunt mood.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 12–14 cm across
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. Do not microwave, dishwasher, or tone-police.