Cum Slut – Vintage Floral China Plate
£16.00
Pretty, delicate… and absolutely not polite.
This vintage floral plate leans into soft, romantic detailing before dropping a phrase that makes zero attempt to behave. The contrast is what makes it — refined, elegant, and unapologetically explicit.
Bold, cheeky, and definitely not for the faint-hearted, this piece is designed to shock, amuse, and own its space.
Because sometimes subtle just isn’t the point
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
🖐️ Hand-altered with original Swears of Joy design
🎨 Bricolage style – delicate florals with explicit wording
🌸 Soft, romantic tones with a bold, unapologetic twist
🏡 Decorative piece only – not food safe
📦 Securely packaged for safe postage/shipping
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
💬 Not for the easily offended