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Cum Slut – Vintage Decorative Plate

£16.00

Some plates whisper.

This one doesn't.

Featuring the unapologetic phrase "Cum Slut", this one-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate is designed for those who appreciate beautiful china with a decidedly filthy sense of humour.

The elegant vintage floral design creates the perfect contrast, proving that delicate doesn't always mean innocent.

Whether it finds a home on a gallery wall, a shelf or amongst a collection of equally unapologetic pieces, it's guaranteed to get a reaction.

Like every vintage piece from Swears of Joy, this plate has already lived one life. Now it's ready for its next chapter.

Once it's packed for its new home, that's it.

✨ One-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate

🇬🇧 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🌹 Features the phrase "Cum Slut"

🔞 Part of the XXX Rated Collection

🖼️ Decorative use only

📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting

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