Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Cum Slut - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Soft pink roses. Gentle scalloped edges.
Absolutely no shame.
This one doesn’t shout — it purrs. A beautifully restrained vintage china plate paired with a phrase that does all the talking. Pretty florals meet unapologetic filth in a way that feels intentional, playful, and deliciously wrong.
It’s giving romantic.
It’s giving slutty.
It’s giving display it proudly.
🌹 Authentic vintage floral china plate
🌈 Phrase: “Cum Slut” in warm rainbow gradient text
🖐️ Hand-altered using permanent decal
💎 One-of-a-kind — no restocks, no repeats
🖼️ Decorative use only (not food safe)
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Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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