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Crackling Over You – Vintage China Pig Figurine

£16.00

Some people fall head over heels.

This little pig is simply Crackling Over You.

Handmade from a genuine vintage fine bone china pig figurine, this one-of-a-kind decorative piece takes a wonderfully awful pun and wraps it in delicate floral china and 22ct gold detailing. A fine hairline fracture across the pig's back has been carefully hand-painted in gold, inspired by the Japanese art of kintsugi, where imperfections are embraced rather than hidden. The delicate line became the inspiration for the phrase "Crackling Over You," transforming part of the pig's history into part of its story.

🐷 Genuine vintage fine bone china pig figurine
🌸 One-of-a-kind handmade design
✨ Decorative use only
🏡 Perfect for displaying on a shelf, sideboard or mantelpiece
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy

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