Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Coffee Because Cocaine Is Frowned Upon - Funny Vintage China Plate
£16.00
A morning mood, immortalised.
This vintage floral plate delivers dry humour with a perfectly polite aesthetic — ideal for kitchens, coffee corners, or anyone running purely on caffeine and sarcasm.
📏 Vintage china plate
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
🎨 One-of-a-kind design
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
✨ Original vintage piece with hand-applied design
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
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