Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Cock Sucker - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate pink blossoms. Soft vintage charm.
And absolutely zero emotional restraint.
This unapologetically bold piece is the perfect contradiction — pretty enough for your nan’s dresser, filthy enough for your own sense of humour. Designed to look like it always belonged there… just with a slightly more honest personality.
For shelves that don’t behave and walls that enjoy a bit of gossip.
🌸 Genuine vintage bone china plate
💋 One-of-a-kind design — no repeats ever
📏 6/7 inch size
🪞 Decorative display piece only
📦 Carefully packaged for safe postage / shipping
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