Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Cocaine Plate - Vintage Trinket Plate
Small Edition
£10.00
Dainty by design. Questionable by intention.
This vintage fine bone china plate features delicate florals positioned at 12, 3, 6, and 9 o’clock, with a soft mixed bloom at the centre — the kind of plate your nan would proudly display… if she only knew. In the middle, in elegant contrast, sits the phrase “Cocaine Plate.”
Whether used for trinkets, treats, or purely for shock value, it’s vintage sass at its most illicit.
Original fine bone china
Approx 12cm
Mixed floral design, heavy on irony
Not food safe (don’t even think about it)
One of a kind – obviously
A conversation starter. Or ender. Either way, it’s fabulous.
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