Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Classy As Fuck – Vintage Decorative Vanity Bowl

£20.00

Soft pastel florals, delicate scalloped edges, and just the right amount of attitude. This one-of-a-kind vintage bowl was made for the classy souls who still swear when they drop their lipstick on the floor.

Perfect as a vanity bowl, jewellery catch-all, dressing table statement piece, or simply displayed on the sideboard because she’s too pretty to hide away.

Elegant vintage china with a cheeky little twist — exactly how Swears of Joy likes it

The object came first. The phrase finished the story.

🤍 One-of-a-kind vintage decorative bone china bowl

✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🏡 From the Statement Sideboard at the House of Swears of Joy

📏 Approx. 8" (20cm) diameter | Approx. 1.5" (4cm) deep

⚖️ Approx. 380g

✨ Decorative use only

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery

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