Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Classy As Fuck - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Because sometimes, being classy means keeping your chin up, your middle finger higher, and your tea spiked with gin. 🍸
🍸 Details: 6–7 inch vintage white china plate with a gold patterned border and “Classy As Fuck” written in a mix of sleek cursive and bold serif fonts — both in shimmering gold tones for extra sass and shine.
🎨 Style: Effortlessly posh with a filthy twist — the kind of energy that clinks champagne, not tea.
✨ Finish: Hand-altered and totally unique, because class like this can’t be copied.
🖼️ Display it: On your wall, shelf, or wherever your inner queen demands attention.
🚫 Not for eating – just for admiring.
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