Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Classy & Demure with a fuck off attitude - Picture Plate

Wedgwood Collectors Plate

£20.00

Out of stock

She’s pearls, petticoats, and perfectly sculpted shade. This Wedgwood collector’s plate might look like she’s off to afternoon tea, but don’t be fooled — she’ll drink you under the table and leave with your dignity in her clutch.

An unapologetically elegant reminder that being well-behaved is entirely optional.

✨ One-off vintage Wedgwood collector’s plate — the kind Grandma wouldn’t dare display
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, brimming with snark
🪄 Comes with original certificate & box — for maximum drama and display appeal
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for women who pearl-clutch ironically

Size: Approx. 8 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. Keep out of reach of basic bitches