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Classy & Cunty – Vintage Trinket Dish

Royal Albert - Old Country Rose

£12.00

The perfect resting place for jewellery, regrets, or your last shred of emotional stability.

This heart-shaped trinket dish by Royal Albert features the classic Old Country Roses design — all rich reds, gold trim, and vintage romance. But in the centre of all that delicate floral drama? The phrase “Classy & Cunty”, because let’s be honest: it's best to be both.

Perfect for bedside tables, gift-giving, or coffee tables — with grace.

  • Fine bone china, genuine Royal Albert

  • Measures approx 5 inches

  • Heart-shaped, because irony is everything

  • One of a kind – no do-overs

  • Not food safe, unless you're eating your feelings

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