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Chew Quieter - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Some advice is easier to swallow than others.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate delivers a polite suggestion with just the right amount of attitude. Surrounded by a traditional fruit design, the words "Chew Quieter" are perfect for anyone whose patience disappears the moment someone starts eating like they're auditioning for a nature documentary.

Hand-altered by Swears of Joy using genuine vintage china, this piece is made to raise a smile, spark conversation and perhaps encourage slightly better table manners.

Whether it hangs on your wall, sits proudly on a shelf or makes an appearance in your kitchen, it's a reminder that sometimes the quietest message says the most.

🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate

✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🏡 From the Plate Cupboard at the House of Swears of Joy

✨ Decorative use only

🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery

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