Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Chew Quieter - Vintage China Cake Plate
£24.00
A beautiful vintage cake plate with delicate blue and grey detailing and a rather ironic message.
“Chew Quieter.”
Because apparently even the china has had enough of your table manners.
Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.
The object came first. The phrase finished the story.
🩵 One-of-a-kind vintage cake/bread plate
🇬🇧 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
📝 Features the phrase “Chew Quieter”
🖼️ Decorative use only
🌸 Vintage blue and grey floral scrollwork with silver edging
🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting
Maker: Royal Stafford
Design: Harmony
Material: English Fine Bone China
Diameter: 10 inches
Country of Manufacture: England
Date: Produced between 1950–1960s
Condition: Excellent vintage condition with light signs of age consistent with a vintage piece.
Backstamp: Original Royal Stafford backstamp photographed in the product images.
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