Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Cheetahs Never Prosper - Vintage Picture Plate
Spots, sass, and zero morals.
£20.00
Out of stock
All wide-eyed innocence? Not quite. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate flips a sweet cheetah cub into a cheeky pun with bite. Perfect for big cat lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone who knows looks can be deceiving. Strictly decorative — claws out, cutlery away
🐆 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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