Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Chaos Coordinator - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

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✨ For the one who holds it all together… barely.
This vintage plate proudly declares you the Chaos Coordinator. Equal parts sass, sarcasm, and survival.

💐 One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china.
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe.
🎁 Perfect gift for mums, managers, or anyone who deserves a medal.

  • 🍒 Vintage fruit border china, reimagined

  • ✍️ Phrase: “Chaos Coordinator”

  • 📏 Medium plate size

  • 🖐 One-off piece – no repeats

  • 🚫 Not food safe – for display only

  • 🌍 Ships from the UK (postage/shipping added at checkout)