Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Chaos Coordinator - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
✨ For the one who holds it all together… barely.
This vintage plate proudly declares you the Chaos Coordinator. Equal parts sass, sarcasm, and survival.
💐 One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china.
🚫 Decorative only – not food safe.
🎁 Perfect gift for mums, managers, or anyone who deserves a medal.
🍒 Vintage fruit border china, reimagined
✍️ Phrase: “Chaos Coordinator”
📏 Medium plate size
🖐 One-off piece – no repeats
🚫 Not food safe – for display only
🌍 Ships from the UK (postage/shipping added at checkout)
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