Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Certified Slut - Vintage Floral Plate

£16.00

Pretty flowers, gold edging and a certification you probably won't be putting on your CV.

This vintage floral plate proudly declares Certified Slut, proving that good taste and questionable behaviour can coexist beautifully.

One-of-a-kind, gloriously inappropriate and definitely not Nan-approved.

🌸 Vintage floral china plate
💬 Cum Slut
✨ One-of-a-kind Swears of Joy piece
🖐 Handmade in the UK
🏺 Decorative use only
♻️ Vintage china may show signs of its previous life.

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