Certified Slut – Vintage Pastel Floral Plate
£16.00
Soft florals, gold edging, and absolutely no shame.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate pairs delicate pastel flowers with the unapologetically bold phrase “Certified Slut.” Sweet, playful, and dripping in attitude, it’s a piece that perfectly balances pretty vintage charm with signature Swears of Joy bite.
Designed to make people laugh, blush, and ask where you got it from, this plate is ideal for gallery walls, dressing tables, boudoir décor, or as the ultimate cheeky gift.
A gloriously confident statement piece for those who wear their energy with pride
🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✨ Soft pastel florals with gold trim
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💋 Perfect for gallery walls, boudoir spaces, shelves or bedroom décor
🎁 A bold and playful gift for your favourite unapologetic icon
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK