Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Certified Slut - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
No excuses.
No footnotes.
Fully qualified.
This vintage floral plate doesn’t ask for approval — it presents credentials. Soft pink blossoms frame bold typography that turns a reclaimed insult into a title worth owning.
Elegant. Empowered. Completely unbothered.
🌸 Authentic vintage floral china plate
💖 Phrase: “Certified Slut” in pink–purple gradient lettering
🖐️ Hand-altered with permanent decal
💎 One of a kind — never repeated
🖼️ Decorative use only (not food safe)
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