Came for the Romance, Stayed for the Smut – Vintage China Plate
£16.00
It starts innocently enough.
A little romance. A slow burn. Maybe some longing across a crowded room.
Three chapters later you're emotionally invested, sleep deprived, and wondering why the fictional characters have better communication skills than most people you've met in real life.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features the phrase "Came for the Romance, Stayed for the Smut" surrounded by delicate florals and elegant gold detailing. Perfect for romantasy readers, spicy book lovers and anyone who knows exactly how a harmless reading habit spiralled out of control.
Hand-altered by Swears of Joy and completely one of a kind.
🏺 Genuine vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💖 One-of-a-kind piece
🪞 Plate stand included
📏 Approx diameter: 6 inches
🧽 Clean gently with a soft dry cloth
🌍 International shipping available