Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Calm Your Fucking Tits - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Out of stock

Delicate roses. Vintage sass. No-nonsense advice.

This medium vintage plate features a pastel pink pin-up in matching two-piece and a crown of blooming roses — and the message? Straight to the point, no translator required:

“Calm Your Fucking Tits”

Perfect for your drama-prone mate, your own inner monologue, or anyone who needs to take it down three notches and breathe.

  • Medium vintage china plate with full rose border

  • Retro pink pin-up in heels and sass

  • One-of-a-kind, hand-altered

  • For decorative use only — emotional regulation not included

Pretty. Petty. Perfectly direct.