Calm Your Fucking Tits - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Delicate roses. Vintage sass. No-nonsense advice.
This medium vintage plate features a pastel pink pin-up in matching two-piece and a crown of blooming roses — and the message? Straight to the point, no translator required:
“Calm Your Fucking Tits”
Perfect for your drama-prone mate, your own inner monologue, or anyone who needs to take it down three notches and breathe.
Medium vintage china plate with full rose border
Retro pink pin-up in heels and sass
One-of-a-kind, hand-altered
For decorative use only — emotional regulation not included
Pretty. Petty. Perfectly direct.