"Calm Your Fucking Tits"
£16.00
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Delicate florals. Bold advice. Absolutely no chill.
This medium-sized vintage plate features a sun-kissed pin-up in a floral bikini and a no-nonsense message dressed up in pink cursive:
“Calm Your Fucking Tits”
Perfect for passive-aggressive gifting, office walls, or reminding yourself not to send that text. Pair with a deep breath and a gin.
Medium vintage china plate with gold trim
Pink and yellow rose design + retro bikini-clad pin-up
Hand-altered and totally one of a kind
For decorative use only — unless calming chaos is on the menu
Unfiltered. Floral. Fantastically rude.