Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Call that a fetish? - Vintage Picture Plate

I call it foreplay

£20.00

Out of stock

Country charm meets filthy wit.
This idyllic countryside scene looks sweet enough for Sunday tea — until you actually read it. A gloriously suggestive vintage picture plate for anyone who appreciates the art of innuendo and a bit of rural chaos.

  • 💋 Original vintage picture plate – approx. 8–9 inches

  • 🎨 Hand-altered using professional ceramic decals

  • 🖤 For decorative use only – not food safe

  • 🎁 One of a kind – once it’s gone, it’s gone

  • 📦 Securely packaged for postage/shipping

A conversation starter, a double-take inducer, and proof that even a pastoral scene can have a filthy side.