Call that a fetish? - Vintage Picture Plate
I call it foreplay
£20.00
Country charm meets filthy wit.
This idyllic countryside scene looks sweet enough for Sunday tea — until you actually read it. A gloriously suggestive vintage picture plate for anyone who appreciates the art of innuendo and a bit of rural chaos.
💋 Original vintage picture plate – approx. 8–9 inches
🎨 Hand-altered using professional ceramic decals
🖤 For decorative use only – not food safe
🎁 One of a kind – once it’s gone, it’s gone
📦 Securely packaged for postage/shipping
A conversation starter, a double-take inducer, and proof that even a pastoral scene can have a filthy side.