Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Breakfast or Bloodbath - Vintage Picture Plate

The egg decides your fate.

£20.00

Out of stock

A praying girl, a watchful dog, a curious kitten — and one egg holding all the tension. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate turns an innocent breakfast scene into pure sass. Darkly funny and utterly unique, it’s a cheeky wall piece for anyone who loves their humour sunny-side up… with a side of menace. Strictly decorative — drama only, not food safe.

🥚 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide