Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Born to be WILD - Vintage China People
but only 'til around 9pm
£16.00
Out of stock
This plate is for the party animals who peak somewhere between a second glass of wine and the opening credits of Bake Off. A tribute to the fierce souls who still have the spirit — but also have lower back pain and a deep attachment to their dressing gowns.
With bold retro flair and gentle vintage florals, this piece celebrates the wild side… with a bedtime.
Original vintage china with a lovingly irreverent update
– Design applied using professional waterslide decals (not vinyl)
– Strictly decorative – no late-night snacks or microwave madness
– Measures approx. 6/7 inches – fits perfectly between rebellion and rest
– Each piece is unique – expect charm, age, and a whole lot of personality
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