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Born to be Wild... but Only Till Around 9pm - Vintage Decorative Plate

£16.00

Some people are born to chase adventures.

Others are just as happy chasing an early night.

This one-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate pairs delicate blue floral sprigs with the phrase "Born to be Wild... but Only Till Around 9pm." It's the perfect reminder that growing older doesn't mean losing your wild side... it just means you're more likely to be home before the pub closes.

💙 One-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate

🇬🇧 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

📝 Features the phrase "Born to be Wild... but Only Till Around 9pm"

🖼️ Decorative use only

🎁 Includes a plate stand for display

🤍 Gentle signs of age may be present

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting

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