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Bitchcraft – Vintage Floral China Plate

£16.00

Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off and smiling sweetly.

A little bit witchy, a little bit bitchy, and beautifully disguised as a perfectly respectable vintage floral plate.

  • 🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate

  • 🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK

  • 📝 Phrase: “Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off and smiling sweetly.”

  • 🖼️ Decorative only

  • 🤍 Gentle signs of age are part of its vintage story

  • 🧽 Wipe with a soft, dry cloth

  • 📦 Carefully packaged

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