Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Bitchcraft – Vintage Decorative Plate
£16.00
Some people have magic.
Others have Bitchcraft.
This one-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate celebrates the fine art of keeping your cool, smiling sweetly... and somehow still managing to annoy the right people without even trying.
Set against an elegant vintage border, it's a plate that looks beautifully refined until someone takes a closer look.
Like every vintage piece from Swears of Joy, this plate has already lived one life. Now it's ready for its next chapter, bringing a little sarcasm, a little mischief and a lot of personality to its new home.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage decorative plate
🇬🇧 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
💬 Features the phrase "Bitchcraft. The Art of Pissing People Off and Smiling Sweetly."
🖼️ Decorative use only
🎁 A unique gift for anyone fluent in sarcasm
📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting
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