Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Bitchcraft – The Art of Pissing People Off Vintage Plate
£16.00
Some people have a natural talent...
Others simply practise.
Bitchcraft: The Art of Pissing People Off and Smiling Sweetly celebrates those who have mastered the fine art of delivering the perfect comment with impeccable manners and an innocent smile.
Handmade using genuine vintage china, this one-of-a-kind decorative plate pairs delicate blue florals with a wonderfully wicked sense of humour. Equal parts elegant and unapologetic, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates vintage style with a mischievous twist.
Whether displayed on a wall, shelf or sideboard, it's guaranteed to raise a smile from those who understand that sometimes being nice is entirely optional.
🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🏡 From the Plate Cupboard at the House of Swears of Joy
✨ Decorative use only
🤍 Vintage item – gentle signs of age may be present
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
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