Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Bitchcraft: The Art of Pissing People Off and Smiling Sweetly – Vintage Floral Plate
£16.00
Sweet florals, sharp wit, and absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense.
This one-of-a-kind vintage plate pairs delicate period florals with one of Swears of Joy’s most loved phrases: “Bitchcraft: The Art of Pissing People Off and Smiling Sweetly.” It’s the perfect piece for the woman who keeps it classy while serving boundaries with a smile.
Pretty enough for a gallery wall, bold enough to start conversations, and cheeky enough to make your best mate cackle.
A beautifully biting statement piece for home décor, gifting, or anyone who has mastered the fine art of elegant irritation
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
🌸 Original floral border with black, coral & soft green detailing
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🏡 Perfect for gallery walls, shelves, dressing tables or home office sass
🎁 A brilliant gift for your most gloriously unapologetic friend
⚠️ Decorative use only – not food safe
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK
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