Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Bitch Tits – Vintage Lidded Dressing Table Pot

£14.00

Pretty, delicate and beautifully behaved — until you lift the lid.

This one-of-a-kind vintage lidded pot has been given a very Swears of Joy surprise inside: Bitch Tits.

Perfect for the Dressing Table and for hiding whatever little bits and pieces you don't want cluttering the place.

  • 🏺 One-of-a-kind vintage lidded pot

  • 🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK

  • 📝 Phrase: “Bitch Tits”

  • 🖼️ Decorative only

  • 🤍 Gentle signs of age are part of its vintage character

  • 🧽 Wipe with a soft, dry cloth

  • 📦 Carefully packaged

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