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Bitch Tits – Vintage Decorative Vase

£18.00

Soft pastel florals, elegant curves, and an unexpectedly cheeky little phrase hidden amongst the blooms. This one-of-a-kind vintage vase is equal parts delicate and unhinged — exactly how we like it.

Perfect styled with fresh flowers, dried stems, or displayed proudly on a shelf where unsuspecting guests can slowly realise what it actually says.

Pretty vintage china with just enough profanity to keep things interesting.

The object came first. The phrase finished the story.

🤍 One-of-a-kind vintage decorative fine bone china vase

✋ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK

🏡 From the Statement Sideboard at the House of Swears of Joy

📏 Approx. 7.5" (19cm) tall

⚖️ Approx. 225g

✨ Decorative use only

🧽 Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth

📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery

Maker: Aynsley

Collection: Little Sweetheart

Material: English Fine Bone China

Country of Manufacture: England

Date: 1984

Height: Approx. 7.5" (19cm)

Widest Circumference: Approx. 10.5" (27cm)

Weight: Approx. 225g

Condition: Excellent vintage condition with light signs of age consistent with a vintage piece.

Backstamp: Original Aynsley backstamp photographed in the product images

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