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Bet he reads with his hands thoroughly - Vintage Picture Plate

Reads With his Hands - Study Room Plate

£20.00

A peaceful reading scene: a boy seated on the floor with one finger to his brow, deep in thought. Across the room, a girl perches on a small stool, also absorbed in her book. A cosy room with a bookcase, an armchair, and a scattering of open books.

But she’s clearly thinking something else entirely.

“Bet he reads with his hands. Thoroughly.”

Whether it’s a comment on focus, dexterity, or just deeply inappropriate assumptions, this plate is the perfect quiet-looking chaos piece. Subtle. Saucy. Smart.

Vintage display plate 

Care: For decorative use only. Not suitable for libraries or overly serious book clubs

Handmade in the UK. One of a kind

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