Because People Are Dicks - Picture Plate
Dog Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
This one goes out to anyone who trusts dogs more than humans — which is to say, everyone with a functioning moral compass and a trauma history.
Featuring two good boys and one brutal truth, this hand-altered vintage plate brings tender imagery and unapologetic honesty together in a way your ex never could. Ideal for the wall, the shelf, or your therapist’s waiting room.
One-off. Like your faith in humanity.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🐾 Features original art by Nigel Hemming (plus a necessary reality check).
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 8 inches
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.