Be Nice - Vintage China Plate
Or Fuck Off
£16.00
Out of stock
For when passive-aggressive just won’t cut it, this charming floral number delivers your boundaries with blunt brilliance. The classic cottagecore aesthetic says “grandma’s fine china,” but the message says, “try me, Karen.” It’s the vintage vibe with modern manners — or rather, the absence of them.
Perfect for your hallway, your office, or anywhere you need a polite reminder that good vibes only are welcome here. Consider it your personal doorman — in porcelain form.
Medium-sized vintage plate
Hand-decorated using waterslide decals
Strictly for decorative use — not for dinner
One-of-a-kind — just like your zero-bullshit policy
Not food safe, dishwasher safe, or likely to impress your in-laws (unless they’re legends)