Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Be kind - Vintage China Plate

Of a Bitch

£16.00

Because kindness and chaos can co-exist beautifully. This classic plate is for the person who lives by the motto: kill them with kindness, then hit them with a smirk. Delicately floral, gently rude, and totally iconic—just like you.

  • Vintage floral china plate

  • Finished with gold lettering and just the right amount of attitude

  • Waterslide decal (not vinyl), hand-applied with love and probably caffeine

  • One-off creation – unique, just like your charm

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