Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Be Kind... of a Bitch – Vintage Floral Decorative Plate

£16.00

Sweet florals, delicate vintage china, and a gentle reminder to be kind... of a bitch.

This one-of-a-kind vintage plate pairs beautiful pink and lilac blooms with a phrase that's equal parts life advice and warning label. Perfect for anyone who believes kindness and boundaries can happily coexist.

Whether displayed on a shelf, gallery wall, or gifted to your favourite slightly feral friend, this piece brings cottagecore charm with a signature Swears of Joy twist.

🏺 Genuine vintage china plate

🎨 Hand-altered by Swears of Joy

✨ One of a kind – once it's gone, it's gone

🏠 Decorative use only

🎁 Includes plate stand

💜 Perfect for lovers of florals, sarcasm, and beautifully inappropriate home décor

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